Monday, June 25, 2018

Refusing to Play the Game





Two weeks ago I wrote a column entitled “That Ain’t Nothin’” (TAN) about the human tendency toward one upmanship.  (You can read it at http://ritafinchpettit.blogspot.com/2018/06/that-aint-nothin.html.) The TAN game can be summed up this way: Your story will never be as bad or as good as mine. Alas, we all seem to suffer from it from time to time.

Except for Charles Krauthammer.

I never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Krauthammer, the conservative columnist who passed away last week. For all I know he might have said “That ain’t nothin’,” a time or two (although he would have said, “That’s nothing,” just to be grammatically correct), but the tributes written by colleagues and friends lead me to believe his focus was always on others, not himself.


Certainly Charles Krauthammer had more right to say “That ain’t nothin’,” than 99.9% of us. He was 22, in his first year at Harvard Medical School, when a diving accident left him paralyzed from the neck down. He completed medical school anyway—-with his classmates, no less—-and went on to become a psychiatrist.

Mr. Krauthammer then changed directions, moving to Washington, D.C., and becoming a speechwriter for Vice President Walter Mondale during President Jimmy Carter’s re-election bid. When Carter and Mondale lost he became editor of The New Republic, then a columnist for The Washington Post. In recent years he had appeared on Fox News as a commentator. 

Along the way he collected awards, including the Edwin Dunlop Prize for excellence in psychiatric research and clinical medicine, the Pulitzer Prize and the National Magazine Award. In addition, his 2013 book, Things That Matter: Three Decades of Passions, Pastimes and Politics was a New York Times bestseller.

Unless you’re a blind quadruple amputee who’s won a prize in each of the Nobel categories while fighting off an alien invasion, I don’t think you could win a TAN match against him.

Not that he would have wanted to play.

The recurring theme in the reminiscences of those who knew and loved Charles Krauthammer is that he had no interest in talking about himself. He preferred to ask how other people were doing, checking in about their children, their parents, even their pets. And he certainly did not brag about his achievements or clobber folks with his intellect.

I’ve had Things That Matter on my reading list since it was released and finally borrowed it from the library when I learned Mr. Krauthammer had died. In writing about his accident and his subsequent journey through medical school ("Hermann Lisco: Man for All Seasons," The Washington Post, August 25, 2000), he doesn’t focus on his struggle in the face of overwhelming odds. Instead he writes a beautiful eulogy for Dr. Lisco, the Harvard professor who arranged for his instruction to continue throughout his hospitalization and rehabilitation.
He closes the column this way:
"And now, just short of 90, he is gone. Those who were touched by this man, so wise and gracious and goodly, mourn him. I mourn a man who saved my life." 

On June 8, Charles Krauthammer saw fit to share his grim prognosis in a letter to his viewers and readers, colleagues and friends. The last lines are an eloquent summation of a life well lived.
“I leave this life with no regrets. It was a wonderful life -- full and complete with the great loves and great endeavors that make it worth living. I am sad to leave, but I leave with the knowledge that I lived the life that I intended.” (Copyright 2018, The Washington Post)

Shalom, Charles Krauthammer. You will be missed.

Sunday, June 10, 2018

That Ain't Nothin'

We’re all narcissists.


Not clinically speaking, of course.Thank goodness narcissistic personality disorder is rare, since those diagnosed with the condition are incapable of empathizing with others and combine a paper-thin level of self-esteem topped with a crispy crust of egomania. Mama would have said narcissists are full of themselves. (Thanks to mayoclinic.org for the article. And thanks to whomever invented the internet.)


But I think it’s human nature to compare everyone’s situation to one’s own. Mr. Pettit and I call the game “That Ain’t Nothin’”. Tune in and you’ll see it being played all around you.


Last week a friend who’s had a couple of surgeries on her foot and ankle told me about the following comments from perfect strangers:
“When I got out of my cast and put weight on my leg for the first time I thought I’d die.”
“They warned me that when I got out of my cast and put weight on my leg for the first time it would hurt, but I practically ran across the room.”


I don’t know if anyone ever asked her how she felt.


Later that same day another coworker bemoaned the fact that she’d be turning 30 soon. I confess I simply moaned. 30? Please. Then another lady started reminiscing about her 30th birthday and how this and that and the other thing happened and after five minutes or so I realize the youngster (Sorry, 29-year-olds bring out the snarky in me) had never gotten the chance to talk about why 30 seems like such a scary milestone.


Mr. Pettit and I love to travel, both for the places we see and for the people we meet. We’ve been fortunate to run into world travelers who happily share their experiences and give us advice you can’t find in any guidebook. And then there are folks like...well, we’ll call them Mr. and Mrs. Beentheredonethat.


With the first syllable of any locale Mr. and Mrs. B. would be off and running.
“We really liked Nor…”
“Yes, we loved Norway too. Been there two times, once in the back of a whaler. Did we tell you about the whales we saw in Alaska? I was going to ride one but the water was too cold. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”


And don’t think “That Ain’t Nothin’” can only be played by adults. Talk to anyone who’s ever taught young children and they’ll relate a discussion like this:
Teacher: This story is about a little puppy who misses his mother.
Boy #1: Today’s my mother’s birthday.
Girl #1: My mother had a birthday one time.
Boy #1: My birthday’s next week.
Boy #2: I had a puppy.
Girl #1: I got a puppy for my birthday.
Girl #2: My puppy peed on the floor.
(Maniacal laughter ensues.)
Boy #3: My brother pees on the floor all the time.
(More laughter.)
Teacher: It’s time for math.


As you can see, the rules for “That Ain’t Nothin’” really are easy enough for a child to play. If a person says something bad has happened to them, you report something worse.


Player #1: I broke my leg.
Player #2: I broke my leg and my arm when I was 12.
The rules allow you to go as far back in time as necessary. You can also pull in distant relatives, celebrities and historical figures.


On the other hand, if a person has good news to report, you relate something better.
Player #1: I just won a million dollars!
Player #2: I hear a lady in Sheboygan won two million dollars and a week with George Clooney.

I’d like to say I write this from the mountaintop, having defeated all such unseemly impulses. And I don’t struggle with one-upping every single soul I meet. Instead my self-centeredness manifests itself as Miss When-will-you-stop-talking-so-I-can-say-something-awesome.


I’m getting better about not interrupting people when I can’t contain my wisdom for a second longer. However, I still find myself formulating responses to what someone is saying instead of truly listening to them. As with many things, I remain a work in progress.


You are, too? That ain’t nothin’...